91. Happy b-day
92. Dead bird on your desk
93. You’re how old? That’s like, dead in dog years! Try to have a Happy Birthday anyway!
94. I don’t always delete friends on Facebook. But when I do, it’s their birthday
95. Happy birthday and congratulations, you’ve made it to “Dirty Old Man” territory.
96. May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
97. Oh, were you expecting cash for your birthday?
98. Oh, you got 35 Facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular
99. Happy birthday Gringo!
100. I love my husband.