161. It’s my birthday. And I still have no soul so let’s party
162. Hey I’m not saying you’re old…I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
163. Obama happy birthday
164. I said oh lord Jesus. Happy birthday
165. Happy Birthday Old Balls !
166. I’m happy on your birthday. Because you’re one year closer to being dead
167. Open birthday card. Pretend not to notice money while reading the card
168. Party hard
169. Happy birthday ! I pooped in your shoes
170. Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop without a smartphone.