21. Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway
22. I’m gonna cut you up. A piece of delicious birthday cake
23. Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
24. Happy birthday Matt, make it as good as your 13th birthday
25. Today i turn 61
26. Looking fifty is great…if you’re sixty
27. Who cares about your birthday ? I mean, It’s not like a holiday or something…
28. You’re a hard person to shop for…So I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
29. You would have loved the gift…I didn’t bother getting you.