61. May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
62. I’m not 30.
63. Happy birthday! We got you a vibrator!
64. Dude ! All my friends have birthdays this year
65. Birthday = all of the above
66. It’s your birthday…or annual declaration of being awesome!
67. You’re the best birthday – haver who has ever had birthday, ever. No other birthday is as good yours.
68. Funny happy birthday picture
69. Birthday cake ? Lord Jesus it’s a fire!
70. Have thineself a ecstatic day of yearly birth celebration