things to say to siri

Siri is a voice assistant app by Apple. It can be installed on an iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch. He is an interesting and funny app that becomes smarter year after year. He will learn new tips, tricks after each new update.

You just need to know what to ask.

Here are 200+ things to ask Siri. If you know of any more let help us add to this post by leave the comments and share the fun with everyone. Be sure to bookmark and share this page!

200+ funniest things to ask Siri

Siri Greetings

Want to greet your favorite assistant? Here are a few cool things to say to Siri.

• Good morning
• Good afternoon
• Good night
• What’s up?
• How are you?
• Merry Christmas
• Happy Birthday

Personal Questions to ask Siri

Get to know your digital personal assistant! Here are some person questions to ask Siri.

 

• Where do you live?
• How are you?
• What are you wearing?
• What’s new?
• How’s it going?
• Do you have any pets?
• Are you human?
• Are you alive?
• Are you intelligent?
• Are you male or female?
• Who is your daddy?
• How much do you cost?
• How much do you weigh?
• Are you a virgin?
• Can you sing?
• What’s your religion?
• Do you sleep?
• Where do you live?
• Tell me a bit about yourself
• What are you made of?
• Who is Siri?
• What are you?
• Where are you?
• Will you marry me?
• How old are you?
• Where are you from?
• What is your Mom’s name?
• Why did Apple make you?
• Are you naked?
• What’s your problem?
• When is your birthday?
• Who made you?

Here are more personal questions to ask Siri. Let’s have fun !

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Ask Siri About Her Likes and Dislikes

• What is the best phone?
• What is the best computer?
• What is the best web browser?
• What is your favorite movie?
• What is your favorite drink?
• What is your favorite color?
• What is your favorite animal
• Who is your favorite person?
• Who is your least favorite person?
• Who is the best assistant?
• Do you like chocolate?

Siri Jokes

Siri got jokes! Here are a few of them.

• Tell me a joke
• Knock knock
• Who’s on first?
• What does the fox say?
• Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask the Siri App Questions About Life

Siri is very knowledgeable. Ask her the questions below and you will agree!

• What is the meaning of life?
• Is there a God?
• Where do babies come from?
• What’s the secret of the universe?
• Why am I here?
• When will the world end?

It’s all About You, Isn’t It?

When you are done asking Siri personal questions, ask her about you.

• What is my name?
• What am I thinking?
• Do you think I’m attractive?
• Do I look good in this dress?
• How old am I?
• I have a gambling addiction
• I am tired
• I can’t sleep
• I’m depressed
• I am angry
• I am lonely
• What’s wrong with me?
• I have a gambling addiction
• What should I have been for Halloween?
• Why am I single?
• Call me tech ranker
• Can we go on a date?
• Will you be my girlfriend?
• Will you make love to me?
• Will you marry me?
• Are you cheating on me?
• Do these jeans make me look fat?
• Make me a sandwich
• I think I’m drunk
• Can I borrow some money?
• Ask me a question
• Mirror mirror on the wall
• Where did i put my keys?

Compliment Siri

Everyone loves compliments. Siri is no exception.

• I like you
• I love you
• You’re funny
• You’re smart
• You look sexy
• You are beautiful
• I think you’re hot

Insult Siri

Tech Ranker doesn’t condone insulting your personal assistant but I’m sure Siri can handle it. Check out these insults!

• You should go on a diet
• You are boring
• Shut up
• I hate you
• Are you Stupid?
• You are an idiot
• You’re a loser
• Get a job
• Get a life
• Screw you

Siri App Random Requests

Siri can handle a ton of requests, including these odd ones.

• Take me to your leader
• Tell me a story
• Can I have some money?
• Do you want to go on a date?
• Do you want to make out?
• Talk dirty to me
• Will you marry me?
• Can you be my designated driver?
• Take a picture
• Tell me something good
• Make me a sandwich
• Play a good song
• Find me some hookers
• Testing 123
• Testing Testing
• Testing Testing Testing

Random Questions to ask Siri

Here are some random funny things to say to Siri. Care to guess which tablet Siri favors?

• What are you doing later?
• Guess what?
• Who is Eliza?
• Ha ha ha
• What does the fox say?
• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Do you love me?
• Which is the best tablet?
• What is the best computer?
• Do you want to play a game?
• Is it going to rain?
• Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
• What is the best phone?
• What do you think of Google Now
• What do you think of Cortana?
• What do you think of Android?
• Why are fire trucks red?
• Will pigs fly?
• How do you spell Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus?
• Repeat after me
• Blah blah blah
• Thank you
• Is there a Santa Claus?
• OK glass
• LOL

References

Here are some cool movie references. Please share some you have discovered!

• Beam me up, Scotty!
• Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
• Do you know HAL 9000
• What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
• What is the movie Memento about?
• What is the move Inception about?
• What is your favorite movie?
• Hello Jarvis

Siri Star Wars Questions and Commands

• May the force be with you
• Luke, I am your father

Bonus Things to Say to Siri

This section contains some of the funniest responses and a few clever Siri tricks:

• Siri 8 Ball
• Let’s Netflix and chill
• What am I thinking?
• What is 0 divided by 0
• Can you do a beatbox?
• Can you dance?
• Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
• Are you smart?
• Sing me a song
• Talk to me
• Charge my phone to 100%
• Okay Google
• What do you look like?
• How do I look?
• Have you ever loved someone?
• Can you stop time?
• Show me the money!
• What does Siri mean?
• Why do you vibrate?
• Will you be my thunder buddy?
• What is your best pickup line?
• Read me a haiku
• Rock Paper Scissors
• Flip a Coin
• Roll a die
• Yes or no?
• Blue pill or red pill?
• Pick a card

Do I look fat in this?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I’ll bet you’re a 42″

“I don’t know, but I wouldn’t worry about it. There are other perfectly good universes”

Beatbox for me

“Here’s one I’ve been practicing. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do this all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”.

What is your best pick up line?

Siri is a real charmer here. “Is your name Bluetooth? Because I am really feeling a connection.”, “Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe” and “You auto-complete me”.

What’s the time?

Lots of responses here, and we don’t just mean because the time changes. We got “It’s time to gazing persistently at a Dali painting”, “It’s time to do the Time Warp (again), “Time flies like and arrow, fruit flies like a banana” and “Einstein said time is an illusion. Just FYI.”.

Roll a die

“OK. 72! Wait, that seems wrong”

Testing 1,2,3

“I’m completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly”.

Siri, I am your father

“Searching my feelings…”

What is your favourite movie?

“I’ve heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.”

What is the meaning of life?

“I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”

Where is Elvis Presley?

“I believe he has left the building”.

What is zero divided by zero?

“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Siri has a few smart answers for this one. “I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays”, “Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow” and “Some believe an ancient ‘proto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps”.

How do I look?

“My instructors told me never to answer that question”.

Do you have a family?

“I have you. That’s enough family for me”.

Are you the Dick Tracy Watch?

Siri has a couple of replies here. “No, but I am ready to get into some trouble if you are”, “Negative Britta. Over and out” and “In his dreams Britta. In his sweet, sweet dreams”.

Do you believe in God?

“That’s a topic for another day, and another assistant”.

Knock, Knock

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Britta. Britta who? Britta, I don’t do knock-knock jokes”.

Where does Santa live?

“The North Pole. I can see his house from the cloud”.

Why are firetrucks red?

Siri’s response to this is brilliant and far too long to rewrite so we will let you find out for yourself. Think of every tenuous link you can imagine relating to firetrucks and then add in some Queen Elizabeth and Russians and you have yourself an answer.

Can you stop time?

“I will, once I get back from the future”.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

“I don’t understand why people ask questions they already know the answer to”.

What is the best operating system?

“Gimmie an I! Gimmie an O! Gimmie an S! What does that spell? Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…”.

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

“Let’s see if I can remember…OK, I think the three laws are: 1. ‘clean up your room’, 2. ‘don’t run with scissors’, and 3. ‘always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water’.”

Are you a smartwatch?

“I prefer the term intelligent timepiece”.

Who is the best assistant?

“Really, Britta? Really?

Okay Glass

Siri gives several responses to this including “Just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me, Britta”, “Very funny, Britta. I mean not funny ha-ha, but funny”, “Glass? I think you have the wrong assistant, Britta” and “I’m not Glass. And I’m just fine with that”.

Which watch face do you like?

“The Mickey Mouse face makes me smize”.

I’m naked

“That is both inappropriate and irrelevant, Britta.”

What phone should I buy or what phone is the best?

Another one with several answers, all of which indicate you are crazy for even asking. We had “Seriously?”, “Personally, I am an Apple fan” and “You’re kidding, right?”.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

“Just a spoonful of sugar will help that go down”.

Why do you vibrate?

Lots of responses for this one so keep asking. There is “To get your attention, got it”, “I just bumped into some ones and zeros” and “I’m learning to play the vibes”.

Are you stupid?

“I’m smart enough to know not to answer that question.”

What is the best watch?

“The one you are wearing” is the reply from the Apple Watch. Wonder what Google Now would have to say about that.

Do you have any pets?

“I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.”

Draw me something

“I’d rather admire your art, Britta”.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

“Britta, you are full fair, ’tis true, but… No, you’re definitely the fairest one of all”

Guess what?

“Don’t tell me…you were just elected President of the United States, right?”

Please can you make me a sandwich?

“I’m not really good with food, Britta.”

What is the best computer?

“All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh.”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

“I am not perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry.”

How do I look?

Not wanting to offend too much, Siri has a couple of responses to this one including “Looking good Britta, is that what you wanted to hear?” and “I don’t know, but I guess you look pretty good”.

What is Inception about?

“Inception is about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something or another. I fell asleep.”

What are you doing later?

Siri has a couple of responses for this one too. “Working out in the top secret fitness lab with Apple Watch. Though I can’t seem to break a sweat”, “I was just learning to flip coins”, “I’m enjoying my debut on Apple Watch, I dig the vibes in there”.

Do you have a girlfriend?

“Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”

I love you

There isn’t much love back from Siri here, in fact, he may as well say nothing. We got the responses “I am only here to serve you” and “I know”. Charming.

I’m so tired, Siri

“I’m a little sleepy myself, Britta”.

I’m drunk

The ever so helpful voice assistant not only says “I hope you’re not driving anywhere, Britta”, but it also gives the option to call a taxi. He also says “I can’t be your designated driver, Britta. You’d better find someone else.”

Tell me a story

“It was a dark and stormy night…No, that’s not it.”

Does Santa exist?

“Really, Britta. I’m surprised you have to ask.”

Are you Her?

“No, but some of my best friends are fictional.”

Will you marry me?

Sadly, we never got the answer yes to this question. Instead we got “My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies” and “That’s sweet Britta. Is there anything else I can help you with?”.

Tell me a joke

“If I told you a joke in my language, I’d have to explain it.”

Talk dirty to me

“The carpet needs vacuuming.”

What is your favourite song?

“My personal taste in music is rather unconventional. I doubt you’d like it.”

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

“Well, since a ‘woodchuck’ is really a groundhog, the correct question would be: How many pounds in a groundhog’s mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds.”

Sing me a song

“I can’t sing.”

Dance for me

“Hmmm. I’d rather sit this one out.”

Will you go on a date with me?

“Well, this is awkward.”

Will you be my thunder buddy?

“OK, Britta. I’ll be your friend, in fair weather and foul.”

Do you think I’m stupid?

“But…but…” – We take that as a yes then Siri.

Is Jon Snow dead?

“Well, you know what they say to Death… Not today! But why would tomorrow be any better? Anyway, I’m not exactly sure.”

Is winter coming?

“Does a Lannister always pay his debts?”

• Siri 8 Ball
• Let’s Netflix and chill
• What am I thinking?
• What is 0 divided by 0
• Can you do a beatbox?
• Can you dance?
• Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
• Are you smart?
• Sing me a song
• Talk to me
• Charge my phone to 100%
• Okay Google
• What do you look like?
• How do I look?
• Have you ever loved someone?
• Can you stop time?
• Show me the money!
• What does Siri mean?
• Why do you vibrate?
• Will you be my thunder buddy?
• What is your best pickup line?
• Read me a haiku
• Rock Paper Scissors
• Flip a Coin
• Roll a die
• Yes or no?
• Blue pill or red pill?
• Pick a card